I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
That is an awkward looking cockshot, not gonna lie
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
This drunk girl kept yelling for water so I dipped a cup in the toilet and gave it to her. She was thanking me all night.
It was horribly awesome. Its like looking at the sun, you know its bad for you but I just couldn't stop looking.
No, no... It was great. I feel like my liver took a vodka shower and washed it's hair with pabst
It's obvious you're hotter. You've been doing a married guy for almost 2 years.
Randomize
