Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
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It was awesome explaining why I had a tiger with boxers in my bed, a little bit drunk, to a girl in a pre-sex moment
I had to smuggle a street sign attached to a 14ft long pole out of my house this morning. The list of reasons for me not to drink just keeps getting longer.
Dude what the fuck...
hooked up with someone last night while wearing walrus pajama pants. clearly I'm accomplishing big things in life
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
Is there anything more American than getting day drunk and watching Hulk Hogan promos?
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Eating breakfast at 1:30 in the afternoon stark naked is how everyone should live
From what I remember I had fun, until I threw up, and lost my shoes..
Rock bottom: having sex rejected while your boyfriend talks in his sleep as you stuff your face with Girl Scout cookies
Dude, you got arrested for trying to direct traffic with your dick....
Would an open wound count as good sex or bad sex?
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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