Hey, could you leave the door unlocked? Keys seem hard right now.
im in Michaels with rachel and i see a little boy jumping around and waving a rainbow pompom. Welcome to our team little one
i took my goldfish out of his bowl last night and put him in my bed
Beach body diet is off. Pizza hut worked its way back onto my google chrome top 8
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
Of course I lose my iPhone but still manage to hold on to the ruler for my dirty teacher costume
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
You have the most beautiful penis I've ever seen. I never thought penises were meant to be beautiful, but you proved me wrong
You're a mystery wrapped in an enigma wrapped in a redhead
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
And by "sexually intimate," you mean fuck buddies?
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