I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
All he said was "Yeah, there's a lot of air down there. And penis."
I don't know if its because i'm stoned or what but painting my kitchen yellow makes it look crooked
I doubt were getting our security deposit back... the toilet just fell off the wall
I'm at about main and main street
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
I feel like calling off tonight. Is a strong desire for masturbation a valid reason?
Can you think of a sexual word rhyming with snorkel?
I drank a girls breast milk at this wedding. Shit was next level
Only I could go on a date with one guy, have a beer with a different guy and go home with the guy im trying to avoid. I have a talent or a problem.
I should be rewarded with oreos for not turning into a raging cunt.
I've talked to too many cops in one week and I haven't even committed any crimes. I hate the suburbs
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
Randomize
