I'll forget this but out at 4am with a lesbian model at lil waynes bday party for the record
I found out 2day that my dad was a stripper in New Oleans.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
There's a knife in my toilet. And I meant to ask you last night if you got a hair cut?
I don't have patience to seek someone out and try to decipher whether or not I think I'd want to actually have their dick in my face.
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
I woke up to him "wax on, wax off"-ing my boobs. I just reminded myself that I love him and let it happen.
Now that it's fall I have to prepare for the imminent arrival of ripped up sweatpants shoved into folded over sequined uggs
I can't believe i lost my ID... bringing my birth certificate to the club was a weird experience
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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