I didn't realize how much I missed him until his balls were back in my mouth..
hooking up with my manager sounds like an even better idea while i'm sober.
A friday night jus isn't the same if the cops don't raid my dorm
look up what dreaming that you're in a lesbian relationship with a manatee means.
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Its official. Girls from Indiana do not give rim jobs.
i'm not accepting baked goods from anyone for awhile. especially after the stalker pie.
Are they engaged or just dating? Girlfriends come and go but the memory of sex at the pool last forever.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
Who had my phone last night? Whoever it was sent "Fuck you, you're adopted" to half the people on my contact list.
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I am a 5'4" ball of sexual frustration and vodka. It is that kind of night.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Your "whiskey dick" is glorious but also terrifying
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
Haha. I found pics last week of me getting motorboated by a girl while i was taking a shot. Hahaha in my wedding dress. Classy
he just kept biting everyone and singing hilary duff songs. i can't even bring him to a gas station.
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