I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
she gave me a disgusted look and asked how i could live with myself. because i havent seen the rocky horror picture show. and then dumped me.
I just claimed my unemployment in Vegas. This seems wrong.
Covered in gravy. Never pour gravy while drinking.
Now he's trying to use the tornado warnings as an excuse to get head. Yeah, b/c THAT'S the last taste I want in my mouth b4 I die...
I just sat there and watched paula deen's face melt for an hour.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
So the drug dealer I'm sleeping with just got drugs from the other drug dealer I'm sleeping with
Isn't life beautiful?
Please tell me joes at work safe and sound and doesn't smell like jail?
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
With 4 extra seconds dedicated to the dong.
These kind of text worry me.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
Officially spring today. First sighting of loud-ass Steller Jay on the balcony.
Randomize
