she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Katy Perry is on a Proactiv commercial. That "I kissed a girl" shit is so much less hot now.
Drinking wine in my childhood bed getting ready to go to sleep in order to wake up for my menial temp job. Thanks, college degree, I can handle the real world.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I'm waiting for your stupid pizza and this 400 lb drunk man is behind me singing the acapella version of Elevation by U2
You fist bumped my dick last night saying good game. That you'll be back for the 2nd game...
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
You woke up at like 4 in the morning fell off your bunk bead, yelled at Nic for asking if you were ok, walked to the kitchen, pissed on the keg, and then looked at me and said "Still not worth it" then went back to bed.
Somehow I don't think offering me edibles is what dad meant by checking in on me
They're the hard candy kind!
When the nurses wouldn't let him smoke in the hospital he decided to just roll around on the floor.
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