Sitting in the library lobby in the middle of exam week. Drunk. Dressed as santas slutty helper. Waiting for the student shuttle service. People are clapping for me as they walk by. Tell me how this isnt college
and now I know what throwing up pineapple chunks is like.
Yeah, we had those soaking in vodka for like 36 hours
outstanding.
We were making out and then he stopped and said to me, "Your ship is right there, why don't you take your people and just go?"
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
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took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
So I got my junk pierced since we've fucked. You should get in on this.
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I'm so proud of us for not dying.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
Apparently I took a selfie with fried chicken at 2 am....I'm still trying to figure out where I got the chicken. I thought I was making mac & cheese.
He left cushions on my floor, chocolate on my bra and unexplained scratches on my thighs. I think this one might get a second date.
So is he the one who got away?
They all got away. I’m a catch and release kind of girl.
At some point i am going to say to you "i have this really bad idea! You in? " just go with it.
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