i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
you threw up in the oven last night. i found that out after i preheated it to cook a pizza.
Can you get arrested or in trouble for punching a dead relative in a casket?
Would it be cruel if i sold xanax instead of adderall to freshman unfamiliar to the drug-taking profession?
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
body shots are frowned upon at family weddings. i'll keep that in mind next time. maybe.
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
Seriously I can't get a booty call for some baked goods.
I wonder what dick looks like without astigmatism?
A toast to whoever set this year's daylight savings fallback to the day after halloween, granting us another hour to detox before we pretend to be functional adults. Clearly, a partier with forethought and clear priorities. Cheers!
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
God, I missed his penis.
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