Please, let me fuck your mom
thats the last time i clean cum out of my retainer.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
All I know is I woke up next to her beside the toilet
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Not sure why I sent you a picture of a black bear last night but it seemed like a good idea at the time.
So a list of things I should stay away from bringing up at dinner with your fiance tonight?
1) you and I went to a strip club 2) i saw you topless at said strip club 3) i cried when we watched the Real World
Shaving my legs with an ankle monitor on is surprisingly more difficult than the drunk driving that got me here
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
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Yeah probably not. I have a hair appt, a gun class, and hopefully a boy to fuck. I'm booked.
I slept with a Brazillian Man, That's why I'm Watching The World Cup
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
He deserves someone who will touch his penis at 3 a.m.
he’s basically the devil with a fuck boy hair cut and chlamydia
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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