yeah she is the one who tells people i beat girls.. which ironically make me want to punch her in the face
White wifebeaters are like orgies with fat people. Enjoyable in private, i'm sure, but in public: no thanksss.
Let me tell you a story about the rise and fall of my self esteem
he poured tabasco sauce in my vag.. I'm still having a hard time going to the bathroom.
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And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
Well I put her head right through the headboard. Thank god the room was under her name.
Haha pretty bummed I didn't stay night yesterday after the bj fest you described
thanks for the 52 voicemails of you and crystal reciting the pleg of allegance
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Shitshow foam night was such a success
We were mid fuck, and he did a Kermit the Frog impression. Is it weird that I was strangely turned on?
I told her I was going to masterbate myself into a coma... We have another date on Thursday.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
When I woke up I had 6 missed calls making sure I was ok and asking if I remember showing my tits to a picture of her baby.
Just woke up next to a hungry lesbian and a half eaten croissant on my stomach. Can you come get me?
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