New drinking game: drink every time the guy whose room we are in is creepy
enjoy the hospital
The guy dancing on me has three visible teeth. WHERE ARE YOU?
News update: stealing a playground is harder than it looks.
Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
And then I have a slight inkling that I went up to the bar and tried to order the bartender.
two words: eviction party
well, 500 bucks doesn't grown on trees, and i need that bear suit for any chance of vagina access.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
We play this game where we catch up on what we missed over five years of not talking to eachother, then we have sex like nothing ever happened.
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
this one kid was speed-mumbling about putting broccoli in the printer
Don't ever feel guilty about what you put in your mouth best advice my gma ever gave me lmao
You will bone me until my eyeballs fall out. This is not a request.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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