Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
I just spent a chunk of my Christmas money on Plan B. I don't think that's what my relatives had mind when they said "spend it wisely", but hey, it was a good investment considering the bad life choices i made last night.
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We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Dude i just want you to know that when i found you half your mustache was already gone. I didn't do it.
We had sex in the woods. It was great until some bird started mimicking my orgasm sounds
its family weekend so i'm givin my little bro a tour of everywhere ive thrown up on campus
I just accidentally hit share on pornhub... Probably the scariest moment of my life
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He brought wine and beer. I'll put my pants on for wine and beer.
And I just found out I called my debit card a fast food passport so I dont deserve to live
Hahaha idk what's worse your life or my hangover.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
It's not my fault I make her feel like a Taylor Swift album
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