I feel great
I just peed on a car
My spanish teacher discovered you can watch spanish music videos on youtube. Guess what were doing in class today? Michael Scott Spanish 101
We made a percocet pizza. And then i made an unfortunate decision.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
remember when I told you about my grandma asking me about my sex scars? Less comfortable than that
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
I completely forgot about the posting of partying pics shortly after adding my gma my dad was like grandma says your all over fb but she doesn't know how to use it. Of course I'm all over her fb. She's got 6 friends I am her newsfeed
I woke up with my wool blanket soaking wet on the dorm room floor, and my sweatshirt hanging on the shower door down the hall. So basically my camp-out-in-the-bathroom idea didn't turn out as planned
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
We just had sex in the shed while having a conversation about cheeseburgers...so that's how my day is going
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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