and we just had intercourse last night so i'm exhausted, fucked up on adderol, emotionally broken and just pissed
Someone shit on the floor
Just saw a half naked, drunk, 6th grade math teacher throwing small children around to the Titanic soundtrack.
What kind of wedding is this and why wasn't I invited
the only good thing about him lasting five minutes was that nobody thinks i had sex with him or that im a slut because we were only in the bathroom for five minutes
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I'm so sorry man. Roger cartwheeled into a signpost and cut his face open. it was pretty messy so we all went into panic mode.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
is there a way to sugar-coat "shes in jail" when someone is texting me asking where their friend is?
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
Turning 21 will be slightly bittersweet. Never again will I be able to get underage drunk at Disney World, now I'll only be able to get legal drunk and that just sets a whole different and sad tone for my life.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
I just want to lay in a bed of egg mcmuffins and cry
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
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