So im going to watch Hocus Pocus in my footie pajamas... How am I in college?
I think the phrase "baptist college" should be an oxymoron.
I'm getting the same feeling waiting for the web-page to load that has my final grades that I get when I take a pregnancy test. I think I'm gonna leave my computer for 3 minutes.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
not sure what to think.... picked her up and her dad says "if you take her home, you'll regret it"
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I'm not gonna lie; I was dosed with mushrooms and am eating pickles with a guy in all white. It's weird, but I'm down. Help.
Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I HAD TO TAKE A SHOT OF JAGER AND SOME REDBULL JUST TO SEE IF IT’LL MAKE MY MOUTH FEEL BETTER
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
in fetal position in his closet not sure if he knows im here... hugging his spongebob cake pan i stole.... now please come find me..
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