i want to be waterboarded, just to see what all the fuss is about
My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
You were so drunk that you were trying to take pictures of a MILF at the park so you could send them to Adam, but you didn't want to "seem creepy," so you used taking pictures of her son as a cover. Needless to say, cops were called.
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Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
he made me have a moment of silence for the half of my ice cream cone i threw away.
i knew you were okay when you wanted to eat in the ambulance
Tell nick i'm sorry for throwing a block of cheese at him last night
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
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So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just wish my penis was a person so I could give him a high five.
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
My greatest achievement in life thus far is being the go to friend when you have questions about butt plugs.
He kept telling me that he didn't serve two tours in Iraq for my bitch ass to drink banana rum.
our moms work together...I can just see the conversation now, hey your daughter ruined my sons marriage, that's probably how it will start.
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