Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
Do you ever creep on the girls you have banged and wondered how their walk of shame went?
You know whats sad? As I walk past the campus daycare i cant help think, look at those drunk mistakes
Dude... there's chunks of hair all over the floor, and no one knows how they got there. You guys just made out right?
when the song champagne showers came on you poured some kids beer over his head... while giving him a lap dance
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
Fuck away man. Like 3% of these new people will be back next week. This is the best week of the year to slam bitches at the gym.
Milk that cash cow for all the shots she's worth
i dont get why youre mad at me. i promised you he looked like jim morrison and you failed to ask me like which era
Are you trying to say I've made an emotionally well rounded transformation similar to the Grinch?
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
He was like "why do you look so cute today?" and I said "I showered" and he laughed. I wasn't making a joke
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
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