You can spell. I can kill people with no remorse. We all have our skills.
I'm eating oreos and watching porn. This is your fault.
Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
she said she missed her period, but is going to six flags... think im safe?
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
My drug dealer is making me hot tea during the snowstorm...I'm a fan.
i feel like i got punched in the cervix. he's a little different in bed than i thought he would be..
I can't wait for the day Google doesn't remind me that I got arrested for having 3 shots called 'frog cum' lined up in front of me.
She was lying on the table chugging back something when the table broke
She kept going
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
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