dude..why do i always have to pick up the kitty litter after you drink?
Totally saw a hot amputee. I think this is called character growth.
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Omg considering I am covered in cake and probably cocaine that is the greatest news I have ever heard
She was pretty drunk. It was like watching a puppy explore the world for the first time.
I have grass duct taped all over my body
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
either I'm really high or that last bong rip tasted like christmas
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You are one with the wind and sky, bro.
That's why i need nudes. Plutonic nudes.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
I just folded my laundry and I washed 3 pairs of underwear and 6 jizz towels. Clearly I'm quarantining right.
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