hey babe. i'll pick you up in my mom's car. with my mom. she has nothing to do tonight.
you turned your livingroom into a bong?
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
It's a good thing i didn't end up pregnant...i would have had to figure out his last name.
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
The cops caught them pow wowing in the teepee at the entrance of the golf course at 5 am. But were still missing someone.
seriously when did my vagina become a soup kitchen for the poor
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
When did we convert life to cartoon?
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
I have a corndog on my dresser and a trashcan of puke. Thanks for a great night!
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
If there was a gecko involved in your BDSM I'm gonna have to request that not happen when we live together ;)
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