can you pick up eggs and chocolate sauce on your way home?
what kind of party is this?
the best kind ever
we need 14,000 post its to execute this plan
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
My google searches from last night: tetanus shot rabbit bite, Bacardi gluten free
guy in front of me at the pharmacy just asked the pharmacist for 2 Plan B's and replied with, "If your wondering, then yes I did have a threesome. It was amazing".
I just used FaceTime as a look out while I got a blowjob in the library
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
Walk back down Church toward Mass Ave. Take a right and head for the guy in a kilt on top of the really tall unicycle. C u soon!
You don't know scared until you've just begun the first stage of an acid trip till a guy on stilts with a creepy mustache and beard says "enter the Forrest"
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
she doesn't even know what year it is. She just stumbles around life with a bottle of rum
Dave is getting a lap dance to the venga boys
this is not a drill
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I know right? It's like he knows how to pleasure me better than I do myself... He's like a prophet of sex
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