Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Ice cream after masturbating>masturbating any other time
gave him road head on the way to his grandparents house. purposely didn't let him finish, the sexual tension over turkey was indescribable.
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
get ready to load up the weird cannon and blow a load of buck-wildness all over the place people
Never thought I would be taunted by little kids about my walk of shame
I'm home alone drinking wine, so high, scrubbing my house down... This is what my thirsty thursday has become
That's always how I imagine things at your apartment...
Good, I'm glad you don't have some weird, skewed, clothed version of reality over here.
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
I hate when my Bumble matches make it hard for me to stalk them.
I cant wait to tell our kids we met because you subscribed to my onlyfans.
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