haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
you know i think I know why you are single...because you are real cute but then you open your mouth and let words come out and all goes to hell.
I can't try on my wedding dress because someone is trying to commit suicide in the store. Is this a sign?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
i figure now that we're number one party school im obligated to black out at least 4 days a week. andddd go.
I came out, you were peeing on the car and when I asked why you said it deserved it because its a rental
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
Well, when you bump into your parents at a swingers meetup, it's time to change cities
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
Just made out with the guy who gave me my tour. Full circle college win.
we're in NC now and so far we've smoked a blunt in every state with the exception of Tennessee which we accidentally went to
I'm gonna play eenie meenie at the bar tonight because it's women's day and I deserve the dick
Yesterday we were fuck buddies and today I'm meeting his mom. That escalated quickly.
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