Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
I kept waking up & seeing my Goodfellas poster and thinking it was a window with people crammed against it staring at me.
I guess the lighting in my room made it look like they were moving. I remember telling myself that they were watching over me and protecting me from the cops
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Married on the beach in PCB while blackout drunk. Bonged beers on the sandbar for a bachelor party. They shotgunned beers at the end of the vows. How is spring break allowed to happen?
People are suprisingly accepting of someone doing a walk of shame in a toga...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
In either case, seeing now as it's basically two couples, unless we're planning to have a good old fashion orgy I think this isn't going to work out so well.
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
That's what I love about being a lesbian. My roommate's boyfriend watched her finger me and then he made me pancakes in the morning. AND THEN HE LEFT.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
Randomize
