just wanted to thank u for shitting in my dads bidet last night. i had to manually scoop ur shit out of it. btw ur dumped.
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You ass. You're not the one who bought me flowers, so obviously you will not be the recipient of the blow job of gratitude.
Nice just gets you lonely or dead. I don't like those options.
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
I'm playing a lilo and stitch drinking game
Aloha alcoholism.
just woke up on my patio with a mouse eating cheetos off mys chest. youre all assholes.
You are the human incarnation of a drinking problem
That's the 3rd guy I've made pass out from a bj. I may have super powers.
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
It's his. I know, I'm pregnant with a genetic douche bag but at least he'll be pretty!
Three cans of beer can fit in the shower catty... multi tasking
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