lets hang out tonight and do stupid stuff.
Dating you for 6 months was stupid enough. But thanks.
i think the world will end when pigs can fly. think about it, everyone says blah blah when pigs fly. so shit would be going down if they ever can.
oh fuck your right
I went to moterboat her and I started laughing, so I just kinda blew on them... I think I'm gona call that move the sailboat.
just hang any plant up and call it mistletoe.
Also just realized how inappropriate it looks to other drivers to finish bottles of cheap champagne at stoplights
What a whore. She reminds me of that asian guy who can eat all the hotdogs.
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
I woke up at 5:47 in the morning to you peeing on my parents bedroom floor. I think we've established that you have a limit .
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
Ever wonder what all the drugs you've ever done would look like put together?
Heaven. . It would look like heaven
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
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