Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
and PS, please don't fuck in the corn maze, k?
He wheeled me around walmart in a cart, and stole at least 30 dollars of junior mints fpr me. Best date ever.
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
I miss her, but also fucked her ex boyfriend.... So there's that
Yeah you burned that bridge with your vagina
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
he was really really nice, and I did coke off of his dong that night too
So! As of five minutes ago I've officially masturbated in every room in my apartment
Dude, I helped you move in yesterday...
I'd rather plunge my eyes out than acknowledge being related to either of my brothers
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