Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
I just smelled my beer. It smells like coming home.
All I remember was yelling at him, "Its becasue of people like you that it took us so long to get to the moon!"
The cardboard box in my backseat wasn't strong enough to keep your pee contained. Come clean my car.
Does she usually listen to trance and cut up broccoli when she's high?
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
Just saw a couple do like 5 Sakai bombs and my dad goes "who says love is dead"
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
THE HALLOWEEN QUEST WILL BE PICS OF US IN OUR COSTUMES IN EXCHANGE FOR DICK PICS. IT HAS BEEN DECIDED.
Painting strippers breast and vaginas to look like easter eggs. What r u doing tonight.
His condition for us having sex was that I wore my show boots. #equestrianproblems
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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