I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.
Is this a genuine concern or are you just high?
JUST BECAUSE I'M HIGH DOESN'T MEAN ITS NOT GENUINE CONCERN.
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I don't want a mention or even a whisper of a Shakespeare Festival by that or any other name including, but not limited to, a fucking Renaissance Fair. Are we clear? It will be a DEALBREAKER .
Literally if she wants to make a big deal, I'd rather have shit smeared on my face.
Officially crunch time. It's my last year of grad school and I've yet to get blown in a school library. The parking garage was less than a block away though.
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
Nothing can teach you regret more efficiently than a wine hangover.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
Leave it to you to bring a trash can into a fist fight.
Quick question, did I crash teeth with you when I snogged you, or did I headbutt something between the car and the bed last night?
I'm eating cookie dough with a tongue depressor for lunch.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize