Please tell me its not ok to love a 17 year old....no matter how hot he is and how sexy his eyebrow ring is oh lord
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
all i could think was her face looked like a farm accident
Sophomore year, I fucked on your desk chair. I'm sorry. I love you.
I'll try not to. I have an appointment at the hospital tomorrow so my goal is to wake up there.
I vaguely remember having a 'grass is greener' conversation about our nipples. Dream or beautiful reality?
Beautiful, beautiful reality
That pizza at 1 am literally tasted like I was eating an angel
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Plus my dignity needs a night alone with me.... Oh that's right. I lost it last night
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
What should I list for life skills
How about home wrecking? You’re excellent at that
Hmm...that is a life skill in Southern California
My boob job is like a master key that gets me in any door, any party and anyone’s pants! They’re magical!
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