So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
scale of 1-10 how well do I give head
5, but i have never had a 10. best was an 8 so if i grade you on a curve you are a 7. ish.
this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I forgot it was 4/20. that COMPLETELY explains the 7/11. i was like "that's a lot of white dudes... and they're really into snacking."
Despite what happened tonight, Im still expecting Jesus birthday sex
i left the icescrapper in his bathroom. i dont remember taking it there, but i remember brushing his hair with it.
NO. ANAL IS NOT A GAME.
What happened to my knees?
You ate shit in front of the homeless people. They applauded.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
The point remains that this is the setup for some great stories
Or terrible, horrifying, traumatic experiences
great clearly means different things to us
I'm drunk, I'm covered in pizza, and I'm watching Jurassic Park. I feel like you'll get this. xx
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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