And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
all we ever talk about is how much i like your dick or my drug problem.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
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Yes. Yes. Double yes. I'll bring the tits. You bring the frosting.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
Even worse we were making a sex tape so our reaction to the condom breaking was recorded.
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
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Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
I dunno I mean I feel like I owe everyone an apology except the two people I punched in the face
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was told i took a shot doing a headstand in the backseat then proceeded to barf all over my face
I had no idea you were so talented.
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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