So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
I had sex with him, and then he gave me a $5 Starbucks gift card. Totally worth it
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
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well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
Eating an avocado like an apple while doing shots of fireball and watching finding nemo. I need to get my shit together.
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I tried to take a cute nude but sneezed halfway through. I sent it anyway
YOUUUU FUCKING FURRYYYY
I DIDN'T COME HERE TO BE SLANDERED LIKE THIS
I woke up in the bathroom clutching a stuffed shark. My night was fantastic, thanks for asking.
He ate me out for an eternity. Like fell asleep, woke up, and he was still doing it.
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What is ur current declared sexuality for my bingo board
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