Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
I got to see an enormous amount of vagina this morning.
Please sleep at your girlfriend's tonight
Why?
'Cause I wanna jack off tonight.. And you being in the room makes things awkward
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
At CVS buying just condoms. The guy behind me is buying just hotdog buns. There was a silent moment of understanding between us.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I just wrote "where Jason is" on the screen. He guessed "hospital" correctly.
That gas station is used for only two things, picking up moonshine and getting murdered. Only two outcomes.
You ever just wake up and decide, today I'm going to eat a whole bag of fritos and a tub of cream cheese
"Just cut me in half. Then take half of me home. And leave the other half here. Cuz I can't see."
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
Can’t. It’s taco and dick night.
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