I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
we got hammered off table wine and i ended up biting my acrylic nail off so i could finger his butt.. ill never look at valentines day the same
Ever find yourself wondering if your life is God's way of telling a joke?
She was trying to fuck the exchange student from France. His English is really bad and the music was loud so she just pointed to a beer bottle and then her vagina.
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On a toatally unrelated note, I see music in my hair
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
She sneezed like 10 times, put her head down on the table and then laid down on their couch and fell asleep. In the middle of the dominoes game. I'll never understand why my dad continues to provide my mom wine.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
I woke up with a bagel in my mouth, still ate it. Free breakfast
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I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I think the sex rug burn on my back is infected, can you check it out when you get home?
They were assless. I wore assless football pants.
I am getting off work an hour early just to watch you drink. Never let it be said that I don't love you.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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