did I really admit that id have sex with that cougar had I been more drunk?...ugh...i need to masterbate more
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
Now all we have to do is pretend we haven't seen each other naked. Work tomorrow is going to be FUN.
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
well I woke up with about $3 in odd change and a note that said "I'm borrowing your weed." So, no, it didn't go to well.
If you don't let me come over I'm gonna call you on speaker and you have to listen to her scream and moan too
We had sex on a lawn chair while fireworks were going off last night. It was unavoidable that I got mosquito bites all over my ass
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
Okay so how much boob would you consider inappropriate for smart casual?
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
When I come home and take my bra off and I'm served with a perfect grilled cheese along with a glass of wine. Priceless.
If sleeping with your boss doesnt scream job security i dont know what does.
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
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