This row in front of you is like duck, duck, goose - but eating disorder, eating disorder, failed eating disorder
Ever since he's come out, my facebook stalking experience has gotten uncomfortable
i saw his dick when we were four, so thats kind of ruined for me now
i just complicated the hell out of my summer by fucking him this early on
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She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
It wasn't good. I can tell by the way he fucks me he watched too much porn
Def just threw up beer then brushed my teeth with some randos toothpaste now back to drinkin beer
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
we just drove past a kid stuck in a tree what a wonderful time to be alive
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
I just took a plan B pill with my preworkout. That's the level I'm on today.
Pandora played an ad for a free trial for an abortion pill if you’ve had unprotected sex in the last 2-3 days and then Lucky came on... I literally am dying laughing
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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