Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
At the miami airport. Don't know if it's all the tequila I drank in cozumel or the 5 year olds french accent but I might puke.
For future reference, even the most well-intentioned game of whiskey pong is a terrible idea.
i came on her dog
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
I mean besides the fact someone got stabbed, I still had a pretty good night.
Promise me, at my funeral, you will re-enact our human sledding incident of 2011....you can use my dead body as said sled.
We were debating whether you had hooked up with him. I was right for the record.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
He left weed in my bong for me this morning. What a guy.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Swear to god, somebody just drove by with mickey mouse in their passenger seat and he waved at me.
Randomize
