And just as he was about to come, he screamed "Oh Christy!!"
What's wrong with that? Your name IS christy.
He then said, "Oh shit, sorry Julie."
Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
you were so drunk you slurred your pauses
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
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If I weren't her cousin I'd take advantage of her and this low point in her life.
You were carrying around a milk crate, randomly putting it down calling out 'praise be to the milk gods' and making people pray to it.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
Who the fuck cries when they're stoned?!
Sorry man I just really wanted a McChicken
I just used my dick as to measure where my desk would go because I don't have a tape measure or a ruler.
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There were 7 of us cowering in the kitchen because you were swinging a giant, pink double headed dildo around like a nunchuk and hitting anyone who came near you with it.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
My friends said as soon as you walked in, I motor boated you like there was no tomorrow.
Yeah, I liked it.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
He’s got a big dick and a big ego. This could be fun
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