don't get me wrong, i like my boss a lot, but not enough to not bang his daughter
He's like the fucking Houdini of bras. Not only did I not feel him take it off I didn't find it until two days later.
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
When are you going to accept the fact he is gay?
Come on... He's just practicing.
Ok. That's acceptable.
you start one little fire by the lake and the police want to talk to you all night...
Seriously though, passing out on the police station floor must have been priceless!
I might have been the first person in 2015 to throw up on a yellow cab before climbing in it.
We have had more Sex in the past 48 hours then we have in the past 3 months. I think it was from me dressing up as Darth Vader.
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
hey sorry i didnt call i just got out of jail, so you still dtf ?
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