She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
So I used the "I've never cummed from a BJ before" line last night.
And that worked?
9 for 9! Not only does it give them a goal but they have a sense of accomplishment afterwards.
You say "I'm in class" like it matters... I'm getting a little tired of having to smoke by myself at 4:20 because you're in class.
Look at the bright side...I have an 11 inch penis
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i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
Dude. Stop sending me lines from Hungry Like the Wolf
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Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
"This is Emily. She likes potatoes. And sometimes laughs and cries at the same time, and has a wonderful butt"
I'm so cold without your freakishly high body temperature
that's the equivalent to a normal girlfriends. 'I miss you' btw
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I just put a pill up my vagina. It was little like a quail egg. There is so much happening up there right now.
Still drunk, heading to class.
It's 3 a.m. Dude
Doesn't mean I'm not at my desk. Ill wait.
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