In the future we'll all be gay
he wanted to have sex on the little rocking chair but i was too high to figure out how to do that so we did it on the floor.
"Hung over, tired and having a faint scent of some body butter and random pieces of glitter from a girl named gigi, almost arrested in drug bust, $40 Canadian in my pocket and all i got was this lousy Tshirt" shirts dont exist, but they need to
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
yes, i was eatting raw cookie dough and fingering myself at the same time.... is there a problem?
Do you think if you have sex with a girl twin, her twin brother feels it to? Woke up at her house and they both have a look of disappointment on their faces.
230 lb girl across the train from me is giving a dude in a kilt a handjob while he sits in her lap
That's some primal shit right there. My vagina is all like CONSUME HIM AND HIS FRUIT HE WILL GIVE YOU SONS!
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
I just had drunken sex with an eagle scout behind the boy scouts of america building. what has my life come to?!
Just blew on a shot of whiskey to cool it off, like it was soup...
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