ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Just tried on my bathing suit for the first time this year. Had to drink a beer to numb the pain.
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
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No dude trust me, just go a strip club at their busiest hours and pick the ugliest chick. Guaranteed she blows you for under 20$, the record stands at $7.67 and a pen from Bank of America,
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
someone made her a trophy at 4 in the morning and presented it to her in the bathtub
I thanked her dad for "firing off a good one" when she was conceived. She said thats why he doesnt like me.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
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He just sent me a picture of himself naked while cooking pancakes and he made the caption "bitchin' in the kitchen"
Best orgasm I ever had! I though we totally connected and I asked him to stay over. He went back to the sigma chi house and returned with his blankie and a 40. please help
I know you're on a date and I should leave you alone but about twenty minutes ago I realized I haven't been spanked in years so if you're still looking for a birthday present, you know, consider it.
Will you be super villain lesbian lovers with me for halloween?
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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