Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
Little spoons don't ask big questions
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
From what I remember, he had one ball. But it was cute
Please don't tell me I was shouting "I'm bleeding from my vagina" in front of my ex-boyfriend and his new girlfriend.
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
So let me get this straight I was getting drunk with our science teacher from high school and you got drunk with an 82 year old woman who invited you back to her house and made you sandwiches.
Yes.
looked it up online and zoo tickets are only 20 bucks and there's also a museum of science close to the hotel.
i'm not going to a FUCKING museum. i want to be wasted and possibly double penetrated... have you EVER been on vacation?
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
i woke up with blood and cuts on my face and i don't remember anything after winning four games of beer pong in a row last night. and i'm still drunk.
you are a true champion. bear my children.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
The cure for a hangover evidently is not walking around in a costume in the sun towards of park of screaming children
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