Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Turns out, Windex will cut right through semen stains on a computer case.
Just saw a Mexican guy pushing a stroller with 3 twelve packs of corona in it with a toddler struggling to keep up on foot behind him
idk if you're aware of this...but we could potentially have the greatest hate sex...ever.
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I don't know what's worse, the fact that my parents own a sex swing or the fact that my little cousin was playing on it
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
Did you know that scruff feels epic on boobs especially when they are covered in whip cream?
Nothing like an alcohol-fueled, 6-hour-long hunt for weed--complete with occasional breaks for sex.
I can not believe he edited a picture of our three way and made it his profile picture
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hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
WHAT IS MY LIFE THAT THE ONLY PERSON INTERESTED IN FUCKING ME IS MY 6TH GRADE MATH TEACHER
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I can't tell if my need for dick is more than my want to strangle him
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
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