I'm laying in your front yard are you home
Working on an important paper into the wee hours of the morning, and every time I type the word "situation," I can't help but think of effing Jersey Shore. Those guidos are now ruining my academic life.
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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thought i was the most hungover person in class until i saw a kid puke into his bookbag...he wins
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
I'm not holding out much hope. She met me in a nighclub when I was arguing with the cigarette machine
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I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Someone had Captain Morgan and orange juice at the same moment I lost my hangover and I just had to give it a try.
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I walked past his mum on the way out and she offered me toast in a napkin "for my travels". Being home from uni is weird.
My bed smells like the plague
My ex boyfriend literally just asked "who needs porn?". This is EXACTLY why I dumped his ass.
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