Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
i googled waterboarding like you asked. as long as you do it outside. we have carpet. but i wont be a part of it.
Dude, fuck the siberian warm up. You can't put vodka in hot chocolate. Learn from my mistakes
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
If you ever wanna get tagged teamed, army guys are pretty open to it. Write that down for future reference.
MIDGETS
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He told me he wished he could shrink down to a small size so he could live inside my cleavage
I may or may not be setting up an encounter with a foot fetishist just because I'm curious.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I love you.
Bad choice
That’s the third time this month he’s hooked up with a girl by telling her it’s his bachelor party, and he’s not even dating a chick let alone engaged.
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