so do the steelers give the refs blowjobs at halftime or after the game?
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
Got a basket, 50 condoms, some candy, 100 plastic eggs & my bunny costume. Campus will feel my wrath in 2 weeks
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I fucked her and then she made me sleep on the floor next to her bed because she 'has a committment problem'
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I sincerely thought making it to McDonalds by 10:00am was a shoe-in but it appears that I need to adjust my zoom when looking at the map before walking to places.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
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