just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
I've eaten ice cream, mentos, an extreme gulp and swedish fish today. i feel like diabetes. the actual disease not a person with it.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
and apparently i was drunk enough to follow up with "I'd let me touch your boobs" ... not my best line.
i secretly love the power trip of being their RA & busting these idiots for everything i did as a freshman
Tuesday night just isn't my ideal coke binge night.
I am thinkingif I am doing snow Angels in your living room, I probably had too much to drink
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Does this mean I don't have to apologize for launching about 20 bead necklaces at you from the balcony?
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
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