and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
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I have some memory of taking a dump in a guitar case.
I saved him as teletubby in my phone....that can't be a good sign. I'm not answering.
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
Remember when I referred to my box of wine as my briefcase and made all of those stupid jokes about working overtime? Thanks for ignoring my cry for help.
Just promise me you wont die... or hook up with an old asian lady playing slots
Cant promise that last part. I won't die though
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The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
I also turned off the Anchorman DVD start menu before cause I didn't want Will Ferrel watching me lose my virginity.
Just sitting here contemplating the meaning of life.
So you're drunk waiting for the bus.
I can't wait to get home and drunk cuddle your dog
it's a shower with the lights off kind of day
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