your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
i just had a dream that i could control how black Will Smith was with a remote.i need to stop sleeping with the TV on
we were holding hands throwing up into the same garbage can; if thats not true love i dont know what is .
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
I thought about farting is his face when he was going down on me last nite.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
I just witnessed my first non cocain induced sunrise in five years.
Not my cup of tea
It took too long for people to come up with things in "never have i ever" so we had to change it to "Don't judge me but.."
so I definitely just chased tequila shots with a biscuit covered in sausage gravy
Thats fucking manlier than riding a bear into battle
is it acceptable to cross the border for sex?
I'm proud of you for choosing to be an organ donor on your fake!!
YOU TOOK A FUCKING SNAP OF ME TRYING TO PEE! I'M GOING TO FUCK YOU WITH THE BUSINESS END OF A RUTED RAKE!
Hey every now and then can you tell me you want to fuck me to boost my confidence? Thanks.
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