we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
A guy wearing a hard hat while floating the river. It's the most responsible drinking we saw all day.
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Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I feel as though I look like a mom with a substance abuse problem
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Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
Pillow talk was a high five, this morning she made dinosaur muffins for the house. I love chapel hill
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