The brown eye won't let me do that either.
discovery: the myth about swedish girls giving good head? not a myth.
tonight i'm making a christmas tree shaped shot pyramid
It was one time. Now I have to constantly remind her my name is Jessica not Jizzica.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
The only word I understood in that whole setence was semen.
Sunday was the 8 month anniversary when you shot me in the face...just an FYI.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
If we can't get laid at a bar crawl, we should just quit life.
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
Lol I wish they went straight to your cock then shot out into my mouth like a cock nacho dispenser
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
He plays guitar, sings like an angel, and acts like a gentleman. If I don't fuck him by the end of first semester, I'm dropping out
I'm eating cold pizza from work and drinking beer from a wine glass trying to decide if I want to shower or just rub one out and go to sleep. How have I ever gotten laid?
Because you're really hot before taking the time to actually get to know you.
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