It was laundry day and I was wearing last xmas undies. he took one look and went...you's a ho, ho, ho. my response you ask? for less dough, dough, dough. I'm a slut.
with a sacreligious after taste.
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
Gonna bang his former student. Clearly I am winning this breakup.
Meghan got a job at the bar. We're now morally obligated to drink. Is this what dreams are made of?
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
I got Pilsbury cinnamon rolls for us to have tomorrow, but I don't have the willpower to leave them in my fridge overnight, so I am eating them all and getting us more in the morning
I love you more by the minute
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
Sex and compliments. The way to my heart
The amount of illegal things I've done this weekend is astounding.
Found Ryan’s keys in the fridge. On my way back.
Also, tell him he missed Nathan passing out in the dryer.
Randomize
