Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
I was dancing barefoot on glass at one point. That really sobered me up.
I think I might.. possibly.. like a Justin Bieber song.
I think you might... possibly... have sprouted a vagina.
I dont know if you relize this but ive been high ly medicated in my room for a whil now. GOing out into the real world would make me li ke tom ha nks. im not ready to be tom hanks..
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
This makes me miss penis. Not in a horny way... but in a sad, sentimental way.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Oh my god i hate key west. No one takes amex and strippers took all my money
That's why we don't trade sex for Taco Bell. It's called the dollar menu.
I just kept thinking.. Holy shit. We're fucking in my front yard.
i woke up in a bed of pop tarts
I told him you forbid me to sleep with him so he needs to accept that.
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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